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r_text[0] = "What if there were no hypothetical questions? - <strong>George Carlin</strong>";
r_text[1] = "Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - <strong>George Carlin</strong>";
r_text[2] = "When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - <strong>George Carlin</strong>";
r_text[3] = "No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it. - <strong>George Carlin</strong>";
r_text[4] = "So far, this is the oldest I’ve been. - <strong>George Carlin</strong>";
r_text[5] = "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. - <strong>Groucho Marx</strong>";
r_text[6] = "I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long. - <strong>Mitch Hedberg</strong>";
r_text[7] = "I intend to live forever, or die trying. - <strong>Groucho Marx</strong>";
r_text[8] = "Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake. - <strong>W.C. Fields</strong>";
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